1. canihearafuckyou:

    bombhills-notcountries:

    I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

    I did this once and all it said was, “Tom Felton was about to kiss me you fucker”

    (via iamm00s3)

     

  2. timelordparadise:

    drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

    none of that was expected.

    I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

    (Source: earthexplodes.com, via youre-a-butt)

     


  3. laurassbutt:

    littoralbones:

    buttodenkirk:

    have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

    I thought you said beheaded

    that would not be an accident

    (Source: heterophobianca, via finniks-sugar-cubes)

     


  4. terrakion:

    its weird how my sexuality is so important to people with whom i have no intention of having sex

    (Source: terrorkion, via un-ashamedly-superficial)

     


  5. Anonymous said: your nudes would be nice

    Your nudes first

     


  6. nudes would be nice tbh

     

  7. sixpenceee:

    Draco Volans, known as the flying dragon although it really just glides from tree to tree. 

    ISN’T THAT SUPER COOL THOUGH? 

    If only it could breathe fire. 

    (via where-is-my-latte)

     

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  9. harryedward:

    me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

    image

    (via you-fucking-fucklamp)

     

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  11. when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

    grawly:

    archerdan:

    grawly:

    image

    when its just a false alarm and ur mom isnt home yet

    image 

    it seems my gif has finally found a use

    (via presentimentality)

     

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  13. minestuck:

    alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

    (via eggplant-dreamin)

     


  14. mammamoon:

    DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE

    there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute

    (via absolut-genesis)

     

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